REASONS WHY YOU PISS ME OFF.
I cannot enjoy a game of snooker without coming out
of the hall stinking - and I mean REEKING - of your
filthy fags. If I wish to play then I have to factor
in washing all my clothes, my body and hair upon returning
home. As a smoker you don't realise just how foul
you smell and how disgusting it is for a non-smoker
to have to smell the same way.
I cannot enjoy a nice meal at my local Chinese without
suffering your filthy smoke wafting over my salt and
pepper ribs. I'M EATING HERE YOU SELFISH SCUM.
You even stink up a nice walk. If I take a stroll
in a built-up area, it's bad enough that I have to
put up with the mixture of pollution from lazy bastards
in cars and inefficient manufacturing practices, without
a cloud of your death-puff wafting in my face. You
wouldn't like it if, for instance, Sir Perigrine Worsthorne
farted in your face. Well I dislike your filthy output
I cannot socialise with friends and colleagues without
suffering your selfish stench. Smoke free areas can
help a little, but few pubs and clubs have such areas
or take this seriously and how many clouds of smoke
do you know that can read "No Smoking" signs?
You're fucking up my social life so that you can indulge
in your putrid behaviour.
You stink. I mean just getting close enough to talk
to you is unpleasant. Your breath is foul and stale
and makes me want to retch. And looking at your yellow
teeth and sagging, haggard face isn't particularly
You're an irritable, highly-strung bastard. You can't
even cope with a 2 hour train journey without breaking
the law and having a fag in the toilets or in between
the carriages. If you did, you'd probably end up beating
up the guard or clawing the fabric from the seats.
Can't you see what a selfish dickhead your habit makes
you? It's not a freedom If you've not got the strength
to hold off for 2 hours. Admit it: you're a PRISONER
of the fags. In claiming that you're expressing a
personal freedom you're only fooling yourself.
Stop fucking moaning about being short of cash you
stupid twat. You spend £5+ per day on a packet
of fags. That's nearly TWO GRAND A YEAR. You'll nag
your boss for a similar-sized wage rise, but you won’t
stop pouring cash down the carzy in pursuit of your
unproductive, wasteful habit, will you? Or spend the
money on decent, healthy food for yourself or your
kids. So quit marching for lower university fees -
just STOP SMOKING YOU MONG.
I do not want to sleep with a filthy, putrid, stinking
smoker who, after a crap shag in an itchy, filthy
flat, turns over to light up a fag. You're neither
sexy, nor attractive and I have no desire to spend
time with you.
Your filthy piles of fag-ends piled on the city streets
proves that you're all totally anti-social, selfish,
litter bugs who truly don't give a toss about other
people or the environment which you share with them.
Christ, your dirty butts are now starting to poison
our seas, you tossbags.
Your claim that, in being allowed to pollute my air,
you are empowered with freedom of expression, is a
fallacy. Not only are you being manipulated by the
addiction itself, but many of the politicians who
so cynically claim/have claimed to speak for the health
of our nation are, themselves, part of the tobacco
business. You are doing their bidding.